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20px-Cquote1.png Stupid human propaganda. The very concept of a superior alien species being felled by something as pathetic as "germs" is sheer fantasy. Do they really believe that could happen?
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Invader Zim Episode
Germs
Germs (Title Card)
Chronology
Previous: Walk of Doom
Next: Dark Harvest
Information
Episode No: Episode 04a
Production No: 04a
Airdate: April 20, 2001
Credits
Writer(s): Jhonen Vasquez
Rob Hummel


"Germs" is the 1st segment in the 4th episode of the first season of Invader Zim. It first premiered on April 20, 2001, on Nickelodeon.

Plot Summary

SPOILER WARNING OF DOOM: This section or article may contain spoilers!

 and  laughing at the concept of a race prone to germs.

Zim and GIR laughing at the concept of a race prone to germs.

Zim and GIR watch the end of Intestines of War where the humans have discovered the aliens' weakness; germs, and is using this new found knowledge to restore peace on Earth.

As the film ends, Zim mockingly laughs along with GIR, both convinced that any race with a proneness to germs are inferior. Zim rightfully points this out, in fact. Zim then goes down to his base, proceeding to try a demo pair of the Microgoggles which serve as germ vision goggles.

Though confident at first, Zim becomes a germaphobe seconds later. Now shaking in abject fear, he orders the full version from Callnowia.

Zim now in fear of germs.

Zim now in fear of germs.

Soon, Zim's package arrives at his doorstep. Clearly able to see the germs around him, he snivels over the amount of bacteria and gets his cleaning equipment while GIR returns to the base holding a muddy pig. The malfunctioning SIR goes elsewhere, and Zim begins to sanitize his home along with his computer.

A while later, Zim inhales the scent of his germ free base, admiring his work. However, he spots a small germ crawling in the cracks of his kitchen, which he exterminates moments later.

GIR trying to hug Zim.

GIR trying to hug Zim.

Before Zim can proclaim his so-called victory over the small pests, GIR arrives at the base and lets loose another army or germs upon his arrival. To make matters worse, GIR begins to roll around the living room, making Zim tell his henchman to stop. Believing Zim was simply in a grouchy mood, GIR walks forward to him and tries to hug him.

Zim's first resort was to run outside, but has been proved useless as he saw a massive amount of germs outside and tries to get rid of them using disinfectant to the puzzlement of one of his neighbors, Zim ran back inside to escape the only to have GIR successively fully hug him.

To get GIR out of the way, Zim puts him back into his dog suit and ties him to a tree in his front yard. Suddenly, Zim remembers about his mission as an "Invader" Zim tries to clear his mind of his fear by calling the Tallest so he can report his current progress.

 and  scared by Zim's behavior.

Red and Purple scared by Zim's behavior.

Inside the Massive, Red and Purple groan after hearing Zim's call and discuss they should have sent him somewhere much more dangerous like a mission on a sun, a planet of broken glass or one of those "exploding head planets" before reluctantly answering the transmission.

Zim tries to tell his leaders that all is going well, but is distracted by the ever growing number of germs getting into his base until he begins to yell out that he will destroy all of the germs in his sight, laughing evilly before the connection goes dead. As the screen buzzes, Purple asks Red if he was scared by that as well, to which he nods.

Low on disinfectant, Zim goes outside and unties GIR from the tree so they can go and get more cleaning products. He sprays his robot to clean him and then both leave. By the time they reach the store, it is night time. GIR is the first to spot the store and tries to run over to its, but is repeatedly stopped by Zim, who is spraying the area in front of him.

Zim is horrified by all the germs.

Zim is horrified by all the germs.

Annoyed, GIR grabs the can of disinfectant to get more out. Suddenly, he spots a MacMeaties restaurant and runs over to the building—along with the can. Zim follows his henchman into the fast food restaurant, and looks in horror at that filth-covered customers inside.

Upon finding GIR he demands the disinfectant only to be given a burger instead. In his attempt to get away from his fears, the Irken makes a surprising discovery; the burgers are completely free of germs.

"How ya doin'?"

"How ya doin'?"

Demanding answers, Zim is told why they serve germ-free meat by an employee he dubs the "Burger Lord", as well as what they are made of: used napkins, as the MacMeaties Corporation did not have access to that technology of "space meat".

Realizing an "ingenious" way he could use this as a way around his fear of germs and complete his mission without unwanted attention, unaware that some costumers are watching him, Zim demands to have the restaurant's entire meat supply.

The next day, Zim arrives at Skool covered in meat and greets his fellow students enthusiastically as they and Miss Bitters stare.

End of Spoilers: There are no further spoilers for this section or article. You can breathe now.

Facts of Doom

Cultural References

An alien allergic to germs.

An alien allergic to germs.

Trivia

Zim's germaphobe outfit.

Zim's germaphobe outfit.

Changes & Cuts

Things You Might Have Missed

Zim looks at his creator, who is eating lunch with a friend while discussing a certain animated cartoon's first episode.

Zim looks at his creator, who is eating lunch with a friend while discussing a certain animated cartoon's first episode.

The five-second demo.

The five-second demo.

Inconsistencies and Animation Errors

Music

Main Article: The Kevin Manthei Invader Zim-phony Special



See also